It’s
reached the point where strangers have begun yelling my name when I’m out so I
think that it is sufficient to say that my work here is done and it is time for
me to leave. Obviously I am screaming with excitement about no longer having to
boil water on the stove for a cup of tea or burning bread in the frying pan for
toast, but there are admittedly a number of things I’ll miss about the place
that has held me hostage for 9 months (I didn’t have a secret expat baby in the
end).
These
include items such as the prevalence of independent business and family-run
enterprise (Starbucks is banned and the only McDonalds is located in the
wilderness next to the motorway). This goes along with the bloody conceited yet so irresistibly quaint marchés that make me cavort around with a
non-existent wicker basket buying organic goat’s cheese and lavender flavoured nougat.
What is more, everyday gallantry is still very much alive, a stunt pulled off
with such delicate proficiency that even Germaine Greer would melt – in fact, arguably
some of the nicest citizens I have met have been bouncers, a far cry from the
pits of Reading or Southampton. Seeing Spielberg and Del Toro at Cannes was
also not too shabby.
But I have
to say what I’ll miss most of all is not giving a flying shit about anything
and living existentially just because it’s southern France. It does that to
you. This is going to be detrimental to my readjustment to ordinary British
life where urgency is actually a concept, when a lot of the time it needn’t be.
And my god the croissants.
Actually
wait what I’ll REALLY miss mostly is all the genial people I met that made life
as a foreigner just that much more bearable; I kiffe them very much.
So that
marks the end of this blog. I’d like to thank and apologise to my readership
(although you chose to read, I retract my apology) and in the words of Felix
Bumgardner, “I’m going home now. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.”
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